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One Liners


One Liners

Who's line is this anyway?

  1. "Let not him who girds on his armor boast like him who takes it off."

    2. David
    Saul
    Ahab
    Jehu

  2. "My father disciplined you with whips, but I will discipline you with scorpions."

    3. Rehoboam
    Jeroboam
    Manasseh
    Sennacherib

  3. "You have appealed to Caesar, to Caesar you shall go."

    4. Agrippa
    Felix
    Festus
    Tertullus

  4. "Let me die with the Philistines!"

    5. Saul
    Benjamin
    Samson
    Jephthah

  5. "You are the man!"

    6. Nathan
    David
    Peter
    Boaz

  6. "So they gave it to me, and I threw it into the fire, and out came this calf."

    7. Issac
    Aaron
    Korah
    Manasseh

  7. "What is Truth?"

    8. Herod
    Jesus
    Nicodemus
    Pilate

  8. "Can any good thing come out of Nazareth?"

    9. Philip
    Nathanael
    Herod
    Caiaphas

  9. "Woe to those who are at ease in Zion "

    10. Jesus
    David
    Amos
    Jeremiah

  10. "For if they do these things when the tree is green, what will happen when it is dry?"

    11. Jesus
    Paul
    David
    Moses

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