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Cliffs of Insanity


Cliffs of Insanity

These questions will drive you crazy.

  1. Who scribbled on doors and let his saliva run down into his beard in order to fake insanity?

  2. Abram
    David
    Daniel
    Herod

  3. What talking animal did Peter say 'restrained the madness of the prophet'.

  4. A mule
    A donkey
    A snake
    A dog

  5. What king, driven mad by God, lived in the wild till his hair and nails resembles animals?

  6. Nebuchadnezzar
    Saul
    Jehoahaz
    Omri

  7. What official accused Paul's great learning of driving him mad?

  8. Agrippa
    Felix
    Festus
    Bernice

  9. What caused Jesus' family to think he was out of his mind?

  10. His cleansing the temple
    His baptism
    The sermon on the mound
    People were claiming he was working with Beelzebub

  11. What prophet that told Jehu he was to be king was called a 'mad fellow' by Jehu's servants?

  12. Elijah
    Amos
    Elisha
    Joram

  13. What book of the Bible tells of the author actively seeking out madness and folly?

  14. Revelation
    Jude
    Ezekiel
    Ecclesiastes

  15. Who's prayer in the temple was thought to be drunken ramblings?

  16. Hannah
    Paul
    Peter
    Daniel

  17. In what country did Jesus heal a formerly demon-possessed man and put him back in his right mind?

  18. Gerasenes
    Egypt
    Lebanon
    Nabal

  19. What does Proverbs compare to a madman shooting fiery arrows?

  20. One who lies then says it was a joke
    A woman with a grudge
    A king who is intoxicated
    A gossip

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