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I'm Not An Animal Bible Quiz


I'm not an Animal!

Watch out for the name calling...

  1. What animal did Paul call the false workers of the circumcision?

  2. Lions
    Dogs
    Wolves
    Locust

  3. What animal did Jesus call false teachers?

  4. Pigs
    Dogs
    Wolves
    Sheep

  5. Who did the angel of the Lord describe as "a wild donkey of a man"?

  6. Samson
    Esua
    Ishmael
    Haggai

  7. What animal did John the Baptist describe the Pharisees and Sadducees as children of?

  8. Sheep
    Vipers
    Mice
    Goats

  9. What animal did the 10 spies say they would look like in the eyes of the Nephilim?

  10. Mites
    Ants
    Grasshoppers
    Rabbbits

  11. What animal did Jesus describe Herod as?

  12. A swallow
    A gnat
    A fox
    A viper

  13. What insect did David compare himself when speaking to Saul?

  14. A mosquito
    A tick
    A beetle
    A flea

  15. Who is referred to as the Lion of Judah in Revelation?

  16. David
    Abraham
    Jesus
    John

  17. What animal does Proverbs say a person under a debt should emulate?

  18. Gazelle
    Bear
    Bull
    Sloth

  19. Who is described as "leopard lying in wait" by the prophet Hosea?

  20. The Lord
    Satan
    Babylon
    The Wicked

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