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It sounds bad when you say it like that Bible Quiz


It's not as bad as it sounds...

Select the correct answer from the technically correct but still just a bit-off description.

  1. Who was the slave that was convicted of attempted rape yet still managed to get a government job?

  2. Ahab
    Joseph
    Benjamin
    Nehemiah

  3. Who was the prophet that cursed on some children that resulted in bears eating them?

  4. Elijah
    Elisha
    Obed
    Haggai

  5. What girls dancing lead to a prophet’s death?

  6. Jezebel
    The daughter of Herodias
    The sisters of Hera
    Sallious

  7. What three friend defied a king since they were inflammable?

  8. John, James and Peter
    Shadrack, Mashele and Abel
    Lot, Aaron And Moses
    Hananiah, Mishael and Azariah

  9. Who was the prophet that broke the commandments of God because of singing?

  10. Moses
    Jonah
    Malachi
    Zephaniah

  11. Who killed the priest of Baal because they couldn’t get a fire going?

  12. Elisha
    Elijah
    Paul
    Ballam

  13. What early Christian's history lesson led to his stoning?

  14. Stephen
    Simon
    Apollos
    Philip

  15. What king was considered wise because he ordered a baby to be cut in half?

  16. David
    Saul
    Solomon
    Herod

  17. What couple was killed by God after they donated money to the church?

  18. Priscilla & Aquila
    Barnabas & his wife
    Ananias & Sapphira
    Claius & Codex

  19. What blind man knocked over some pillars, killing thousands?

  20. Bilidad
    Nimrod
    Jonathan
    Samson

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